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• Christmas - What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? [more]

  Tuesday, November 30, 2010

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• "Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." Winston Churchill [more]

  Monday, November 29, 2010

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• "If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average." Leonard Levinson [more]

  Tuesday, September 14, 2010

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• "I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park." Dolly Parton [more]

  Sunday, September 12, 2010

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• "I am not afraid of dying, I just don`t want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen [more]

  Thursday, September 09, 2010

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• "If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman." Margaret Thatcher [more]

  Monday, September 06, 2010

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• "When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice." Steve Wright [more]

  Saturday, September 04, 2010

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• "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart" Caryn Leschen [more]

  Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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• "Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination." unknown [more]

  Friday, August 27, 2010

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• "Drive defensively - buy a tank." Unknown [more]

  Monday, August 23, 2010

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• "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." Steven Wright [more]

  Friday, August 20, 2010

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• "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." Unknown [more]

  Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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• "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain" Robert Frost [more]

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

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• "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." Eleanor Roosevelt [more]

  Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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• "If you tied a buttered piece of toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?" [more]

  Sunday, August 08, 2010

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